hehe. wait, what?

what can you say, you know, it’s just like…bless its...

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 23:18:14 -0400

what can you say, you know, it’s just like…bless its little heart.

hi guys, i’m back.

Thu, 15 Mar 2012 15:36:41 -0400

hi guys, i’m back.

amilniazi: !!! can’t stop watching.

Mon, 06 Jun 2011 12:37:00 -0400

amilniazi:

!!!

can’t stop watching.

lovingtoday: Big thanks to Johnny Pemberton for this...

Sun, 05 Jun 2011 09:53:14 -0400

lovingtoday:

Big thanks to Johnny Pemberton for this one…

it’s things like this that make it clear we are more than just an evolved pile of goo. there are things going on that we can’t see, only feel. things we feel, that we can’t understand. understandings so complex, we see them simple. we are the human experiment. i wonder how they think we’re doing…

this is the only song i like right now.

Wed, 01 Jun 2011 13:42:26 -0400

this is the only song i like right now.

Photo

Thu, 05 May 2011 18:10:07 -0400

Puppy Bowl VII - Starting Line-up i’m telling you right...

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 12:36:39 -0500

Puppy Bowl VII - Starting Line-up

i’m telling you right now, booda looks like trouble. and i don’t think i trust oliver either. but if calvin is anything like the way he looks, he will shut down the tomfoolery with a quickness. looks like a good game. four legs forever!

(click photo for starting line-up)

amilniazi: This makes me feel like, hey maybe I don’t mind...

Fri, 28 Jan 2011 10:53:00 -0500

amilniazi:

This makes me feel like, hey maybe I don’t mind waiting out the apocalypse.

(via videogum)

at first i was like… but then i was like…

Wed, 26 Jan 2011 16:14:23 -0500

at first i was like…

but then i was like…

Grief of the penguins: Scores of birds bowed in mourning after...

Wed, 26 Jan 2011 16:05:00 -0500

Grief of the penguins: Scores of birds bowed in mourning after the deaths of their chicks.

“to see Emperor Penguins mourning in a human-like way over the death of their chicks is heart-wrenching,’

‘They hunch over like they are in a state of grief and they wander around the frozen ice wastes attempting to locate their chicks.”

why is everything dying? :(

this is my neighboring island. we’re all screwed.

Mon, 17 Jan 2011 18:06:10 -0500

this is my neighboring island. we’re all screwed.

this is great. kellyoxford: Well, NOW I’m happy Willow Smith...

Fri, 03 Dec 2010 13:50:00 -0500

this is great.

kellyoxford:

Well, NOW I’m happy Willow Smith exists.

bret and jemaine weren’t my first loves, but they are my...

Wed, 10 Nov 2010 13:18:58 -0500

bret and jemaine weren’t my first loves, but they are my last.

i’m behind on the internet. wow…

Wed, 10 Nov 2010 12:50:00 -0500

i’m behind on the internet. wow…

Dan Harmon Poops: Stop Telling me Sharks are Misunderstood

Wed, 27 Oct 2010 23:38:00 -0400

Dan Harmon Poops: Stop Telling me Sharks are Misunderstood:

danharmon:

I found this rant in my phone’s notepad. Pretty funny but probably not comedically bleeding edge. I don’t remember writing it, date says 2007. I miss having this much spare energy.

Stop telling me sharks are misunderstood

I understand sharks, Shark Documentary Asshole. They’re giant mouths in…

i tried not to respond to this. it’s dan harmon. it’s a joke! what if it’s not a joke? could i forgive him? yes, i could forgive him. he gave me senor chang! (which, incidentally, is a person i feel possesses key characteristics of a shark. i digress.) not responding- i walked the dog, took out the trash, looked at stars, but i just couldn’t shake the shark. “shake the shark” -lol, right? i’m not proud.

less than 100 shark attacks worldwide annually. less than 1% fatal.
annual estimates of shark finning- 50 to 100 million.
you can die from eating apple seeds.
love you.

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Wed, 29 Sep 2010 12:22:44 -0400

nickholmes: This dog cries when you litter. Your argument is...

Sat, 11 Sep 2010 14:51:02 -0400

nickholmes:

This dog cries when you litter. Your argument is invalid.

live life like the guy in the back.

Thu, 09 Sep 2010 13:27:30 -0400

live life like the guy in the back.

funnyordie: Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis and Sean...

Wed, 01 Sep 2010 16:22:00 -0400

funnyordie:

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis and Sean Penn

Zach Galifianakis’ twin brother Seth interviews Sean Penn between two ferns.

i have to reblog this because seth galifianakis represents my favorite subset of the gay community.

once you see it, you will always see it.

Tue, 31 Aug 2010 13:04:00 -0400

i can’t look at a paris hilton mug shot without thinking about princess vespa pre nose job.