I found this rant in my phone’s notepad. Pretty funny but probably not comedically bleeding edge. I don’t remember writing it, date says 2007. I miss having this much spare energy.
Stop telling me sharks are misunderstood
I understand sharks, Shark Documentary Asshole. They’re giant mouths in…
i tried my best not to respond to this. it’s dan harmon. it’s a joke! what if it’s not a joke? could i forgive him? yes, i could forgive him. he gave me senor chang! (which, incidentally, is a person i feel possesses key characteristics of a shark. i digress.) not responding- i walked the dog, took out the trash, looked at stars, but i just couldn’t shake the shark. “shake the shark” -lol, right? i’m not proud. but i am tired…
- less than 100 shark attacks worldwide annually. less than 1% fatal.
- annual estimates of shark finning- 50 to 100 million.
- you can die from eating apple seeds.
- i love you.
