hehe. wait, what?

Apr 26

what can you say, you know, it’s just like…bless its little heart.

what can you say, you know, it’s just like…bless its little heart.

Mar 15

hi guys, i’m back.

Jun 06

[video]

Jun 05

[video]

Jun 01

[video]

May 05

Feb 04

Puppy Bowl VII - Starting Line-up i’m telling you right now, booda looks like trouble. and i don’t think i trust oliver either. but if calvin is anything like the way he looks, he will shut down the tomfoolery with a quickness. looks like a good game. four legs forever! (click photo for starting line-up)

Puppy Bowl VII - Starting Line-up

i’m telling you right now, booda looks like trouble. and i don’t think i trust oliver either. but if calvin is anything like the way he looks, he will shut down the tomfoolery with a quickness. looks like a good game. four legs forever!

(click photo for starting line-up)

Jan 28

[video]

Jan 26

at first i was like…

but then i was like…

Grief of the penguins: Scores of birds bowed in mourning after the deaths of their chicks.  “to see Emperor Penguins mourning in a human-like way over the death of their chicks is heart-wrenching,’ ‘They hunch over like they are in a state of grief and they wander around the frozen ice wastes attempting to locate their chicks.” why is everything dying? :(   

Grief of the penguins: Scores of birds bowed in mourning after the deaths of their chicks. 

“to see Emperor Penguins mourning in a human-like way over the death of their chicks is heart-wrenching,’

‘They hunch over like they are in a state of grief and they wander around the frozen ice wastes attempting to locate their chicks.”


why is everything dying? :( 

 

Jan 17

this is my neighboring island. we’re all screwed.

this is my neighboring island. we’re all screwed.

Dec 03

[video]

Nov 10

[video]

[video]

Oct 27

Dan Harmon Poops: Stop Telling me Sharks are Misunderstood -

danharmon:

I found this rant in my phone’s notepad. Pretty funny but probably not comedically bleeding edge. I don’t remember writing it, date says 2007. I miss having this much spare energy.

Stop telling me sharks are misunderstood

I understand sharks, Shark Documentary Asshole. They’re giant mouths in…

i tried not to respond to this. it’s dan harmon. it’s a joke! what if it’s not a joke? could i forgive him? yes, i could forgive him. he gave me senor chang! (which, incidentally, is a person i feel possesses key characteristics of a shark. i digress.) not responding- i walked the dog, took out the trash, looked at stars, but i just couldn’t shake the shark. “shake the shark” -lol, right? i’m not proud.