June 2011
4 posts
this is a mug shot…
this is a mug shot…
this is a mug shot…
we used to do things better, even the bad things. more here. original site here.
May 2011
1 post
March 2011
1 post
February 2011
1 post
January 2011
6 posts
at first i was like…
but then i was like…
i'm going to start theme dressing.
i’ve played with this idea for some time now and while i always get extremely excited about it i have what people in my life call “commitment issues” that have probably stopped me from implementing it. whatever, i don’t feel comfortable talking about it. here are my inspirational photos for each day of the week based on their ability to capture the essence of my probable...
WTF? More Dead Birds Fall from the Sky in Sweden,... →
also in italy. and why is no one talking about the seismic readings being off the charts WORLDWIDE for over 36 hours coincidently when haarp was doing some shit?! here’s the live video. here’s the follow up video. here’s the live site. (i promise i read about this on a reputable site but i can’t find the article.) and why did that john wheeler guy get murdered? and why...
December 2010
3 posts
obama praises michael vick's second chance.
and with that he is dead to me. he will never get my vote again. as if he hasn’t disappointed me enough he calls up a fucking football team to congratulate them on giving that disgusting vile piece of shit a second chance. to praise a second chance of an individual who tortured and murdered animals with the mental equivalent of a 2 to 4yr old child. i’m curious how forgiving he would...
another birthday, another nana story.
if you have been with me long enough you may remember the gift my nana gave me last year for my birthday. bless its little heart, she’s adorable. well this year, she gave me 30 dollars in a card because she’s “been too busy organizing her house to shop.” the card was very sweet. it said all the things my family won’t say out loud. however, the day after my birthday i...
November 2010
2 posts
October 2010
3 posts
Dan Harmon Poops: Stop Telling me Sharks are... →
danharmon:
I found this rant in my phone’s notepad. Pretty funny but probably not comedically bleeding edge. I don’t remember writing it, date says 2007. I miss having this much spare energy.
Stop telling me sharks are misunderstood
I understand sharks, Shark Documentary Asshole. They’re giant mouths in…
i tried my best not to respond to this. it’s dan harmon. it’s a joke!...
The Tea Party would have died 100 times by now if...
kelsyabbott:
robdelaney:
http://twitter.com/robdelaney
ONE HUNDRED PERCENT TRUE.
had billy ray cyrus not stopped touring this party wouldn’t even exist. it’s just their achey breaky hearts looking for a honky tonk.
September 2010
5 posts
WatchLAUGH. OUT. LOUD. ALL. UP. ON. AND. OVER. THE. MOTHER. FUCKING. FLOOR.
gop candidate, phil davidson, delivering his campaign speech.
Watchfunnyordie:
Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis and Sean Penn
Zach Galifianakis’ twin brother Seth interviews Sean Penn between two ferns.
i have to reblog this because seth galifianakis represents my favorite subset of the gay community. growing up in rural north carolina and currently living in charleston this was and still is the majority of my gays. “seth” IS my cousin,...
August 2010
3 posts
once you see it, you will always see it.
i can’t look at a paris hilton mug shot without thinking about princess vespa pre nose job.
i just followed michael ian black and while going through his posts saw reference to a website called “girl. camera. mirror.” i (of course) followed the link and i (of course) saw a bunch of sad girls in front of mirrors taking photos of themselves in various levels of nudity.
the mood of the site made me feel, well, sad. here are these girls in their parents bathroom taking photos of...
July 2010
4 posts
June 2010
4 posts
did tumblr change the color to black or is it because i’m in another country? whatever it is, i like it. who wants to make out?
May 2010
7 posts
Watchduncan trussell could read a user’s manual and i would laugh and laugh and laugh.
akimbo: Either you're with us or you're with the... →
It’s that implication that makes me uncomfortable.
The idiots of “drill baby drill” aren’t the only ones to blame for offshore drilling and its related mishaps. Obama supports offshore drilling. Sure, his support is more measured than that of its supporters in the other camp. But if you’re…
i’m assuming this is meant for me as you linked to my page. normally i don’t get...
April 2010
21 posts
Cape Cod Wind Farm, First U.S. Offshore, A Go. →
old white rich people vow to sue stating “hey, i like to sail there.” expected.
local tribe vows to sue stating “interference with rituals and burial sites.” why do you guys get protected water 5 to 14 miles off coast and my ancestors are probably under a walmart parking lot in north carolina?
environmentalist vow to sue stating “endanger to wildlife and air and...
