April 2012
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March 2012
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hi guys, i’m back.
June 2011
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February 2011
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January 2011
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at first i was like…
but then i was like…
December 2010
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November 2010
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October 2010
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Dan Harmon Poops: Stop Telling me Sharks are... →
danharmon:
I found this rant in my phone’s notepad. Pretty funny but probably not comedically bleeding edge. I don’t remember writing it, date says 2007. I miss having this much spare energy.
Stop telling me sharks are misunderstood
I understand sharks, Shark Documentary Asshole. They’re giant mouths in…
i tried not to respond to this. it’s dan harmon. it’s a joke! what if...
September 2010
4 posts
August 2010
3 posts
once you see it, you will always see it.
i can’t look at a paris hilton mug shot without thinking about princess vespa pre nose job.
i just followed michael ian black and while going through his posts saw reference to a website called “girl. camera. mirror.” i (of course) followed the link and i (of course) saw a bunch of sad girls in front of mirrors taking photos of themselves in various levels of nudity.
the mood of the site made me feel, well, sad. here are these girls in their parents bathroom taking photos of...
July 2010
4 posts
June 2010
3 posts
May 2010
7 posts
akimbo: Either you're with us or you're with the... →
It’s that implication that makes me uncomfortable.
The idiots of “drill baby drill” aren’t the only ones to blame for offshore drilling and its related mishaps. Obama supports offshore drilling. Sure, his support is more measured than that of its supporters in the other camp. But if you’re…
i’m assuming this is meant for me as you linked to my page. normally i don’t get...
April 2010
13 posts
sometimes forwarded emails from moms are actually...
WHAT PETS WRITE IN THEIR DIARIES
Excerpts from a Dog’s Diary…..
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my...
March 2010
9 posts
between tumblr and twitter i’ve lost 14 followers in the last week. i get it, people. i wish i could unfollow myself. i’ve dipped below the functioning level of despair. i’m hanging on by a thread. if you choose to wait it out with me, thank you. if not, thanks for the time you spent with me. i wish you well.