this is a mug shot…

this is a mug shot…

this is a mug shot…

we used to do things better, even the bad things. more here. original site here.
Big thanks to Johnny Pemberton for this one…
it’s things like this that make it clear we are more than just an evolved pile of goo. there are things going on that we can’t see, only feel. things we feel, that we can’t understand. understandings so complex, we see them simple. we are the human experiment. i wonder how they think we’re doing…
this is the only song i like right now.
Subtitles rule.
h/t Chris Glass Agencia Loco (by johnpaceface)
Puppy Bowl VII - Starting Line-up
i’m telling you right now, booda looks like trouble. and i don’t think i trust oliver either. but if calvin is anything like the way he looks, he will shut down the tomfoolery with a quickness. looks like a good game. four legs forever!
(click photo for starting line-up)
at first i was like…
but then i was like…

Grief of the penguins: Scores of birds bowed in mourning after the deaths of their chicks.
“to see Emperor Penguins mourning in a human-like way over the death of their chicks is heart-wrenching,’
‘They hunch over like they are in a state of grief and they wander around the frozen ice wastes attempting to locate their chicks.”
why is everything dying? :(
this is my neighboring island. we’re all screwed.
i’ve played with this idea for some time now and while i always get extremely excited about it i have what people in my life call “commitment issues” that have probably stopped me from implementing it. whatever, i don’t feel comfortable talking about it. here are my inspirational photos for each day of the week based on their ability to capture the essence of my probable mood on that given day.
MONDAY - professor/adventurer: serious, cranky, society tells me i need to do something, be somebody…so i pretend i am.

TUESDAY- an american vacationing in 1950’s cuba: i realize the week is happening. i still care about my appearance and position in society, but i need, no i deserve, a break.

WEDNESDAY- neo soul/renaissance woman: i’m beat down. i see society for what it really is. i have ideas and dreams and…..no one cares. i usually make pot brownies for dinner.

THURSDAY-auditioning hip hop dancer: i’m ready to party. i’m relaxed, in a good mood, and have leftover brownies that go perfect with pizza. (i blame this on college)

FRIDAY-chola: happy. mischievous. sexual. (i blame this on high school)

SATURDAY- sea captain: on or in the ocean completely fine with being attacked by a kraken. wishing i was an australian sea lion.

SUNDAY- a never-nude: i’m from the religious south, it just feels right.

also in italy. and why is no one talking about the seismic readings being off the charts WORLDWIDE for over 36 hours coincidently when haarp was doing some shit?! here’s the live video. here’s the follow up video. here’s the live site. (i promise i read about this on a reputable site but i can’t find the article.) and why did that john wheeler guy get murdered? and why didn’t i win the megamillions? “WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? I MEAN WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?” -kevin bacon. tremors. (don’t act like you haven’t seen it.)
*full disclosure: i have read two dan brown books.
(Source: sustainable-sam)
and with that he is dead to me. he will never get my vote again. as if he hasn’t disappointed me enough he calls up a fucking football team to congratulate them on giving that disgusting vile piece of shit a second chance. to praise a second chance of an individual who tortured and murdered animals with the mental equivalent of a 2 to 4yr old child. i’m curious how forgiving he would be to someone who murdered a 2-4 year old child? oh wait, bush and cheney.
this is probably the greatest thing i’ve ever seen.
Well, NOW I’m happy Willow Smith exists.